I am the King

Posted by Boney

…and I will sit on my throne and rule this household.


You shall bring me treats whenever I request them, feed me large meals and provide me with a lap for sleeping. All toys shall belong to me and will not be shared. You must run to me at every bark, whine and woo woo to fulfill all my wants and needs.

I am King Bonaparte and you are my faithful servants.

What do you think?